Glorafilia (robofile and dendrophilia)

[ExMan]

Do not be surprised, reader, in addition to bestiality, which is easy to care for and zoosadism, and zoophilism, and a whole bunch of simple soup of terms that denote sexual perversion and paraphilia, there is also glorafilia (alternative names for binding objects - dendrophilia, robofile) – sexual attraction to the vegetable world. Now here I will say, what the hell is up with Saltykov, is there anyone who also does it... Think, is it really, I mean in addition to bestiality, there have been dendrophile, and in their camp, there is no obvious advantage to sexual. Why? Yes, because this kind of dialogue with nature at all times had a particular spiritual purpose and was included in many ritual sexual intercourse. Well, if so you can call them. And believe me, those who like to keep a sexual relationship hlorofillove type to the general fetishism, especially to pygmalionism, which is treated as a sexual passion for the works of art in stone, wood, or anything else, don't reinforce your conclusions but references the same researchers, as the.

Dendrophila is not a separate perverse, who have chosen as the object of sexual desire no trees, seaweed or specially attached snopiki a variety of herbs collected on special days of their flowering, is a completely new trend in sex, which, in its ranks a large number of members and vaginas. I didn't even need the examples, which go far, today in the bath a man told me how to cure sciatica: get into the woods (fortunately in our town, she is in his borders), select the most powerful of the oaks, prenepremenno to ask his permission (!) and, stripped naked, rubbing his sore back on its rough bark, until the treatment starts to give positive results. The man says that the best way yet invented, and that helps all, even the most inveterate skeptics. Believe it or not, you are reading, but it means that you are, I think, realized that trees and all plants have a sort of magical power that can affect the person, if only to be able to find a common language with them.

You know, how in Russia prompted nature's abundant harvest? And I know that girls and women went out into the field before dawn and... naked horse riding on the morning dew covering the grass. What I was doing at this point guys? Men masturbate for the first ears that poured out of their seeds helped plant the seeds in order to overcome the vagaries of our not very favorable climate, and those that would be able to give all the same an ample harvest, which depended on the well-being and prosperity. By the way, in those days, Russia was famous for abundant crops, but no longer. Otherwise, not the glorafilia had such a beneficial effect... Perhaps our chief agronomist to borrow the idea of the ancestors...

Can you like to be surprised, but the hollows of the fruit-bearing trees was also therein is situated the in the human sperm. Yes, maybe it is a pagan cult that is the modern religioznom sense perversion, but I rating not various religions, I about sex. You can see, the old thought, that everything on earth is a soul – both plants and animals. By the way, I believe it now. So: a sexual relationship once had any communication with flora and fauna, and it was not considered a perversion, although it was of a sexual nature. Personally I understand it as: people would either give the animal or the plant a part of himself, or take something substantial for themselves, and, of course, it was really constructive. I agree that the modern man on the street for fun to hear the guys banging plates and hollow, while the girls pair with the wooden phalluses and phallic branches, sharpened by a certain size and configuration. But is it not much more fun for men and women, copulating with sex dolls from sex shops? Have you seen the most popular (cheap) model of these dolls? Yes, they are in horror movies to do, and not to bring human meat. But... And there is still nature...

I think glorafilia from the viewpoint of common sense? Well, with certainty I can only say one thing: for his penis to find the right hole vegetable origin, has never worked, but conventional heterosexual had sex on the grass (mowed and growing) and leaves (clear the stump, the fallen), and even on the branches of the trees, as we have to the river to make it easy, because the language of the trees are real giants. We can consider the dendrophilia? – And why not? Why not consider the flora of the third party to the sexual act, if a contribution, it brings in full, at the tender box, decorating sex amazing flavors, accompanying the music of the rustling leaves... I must Admit that it is right to yearn for the summer, for youth, for the girl who I held in his arms, swaying on the branches of the great poplar or rolling on the nepromokaemoy to the ground carpet of saveljevskaja herbs, but even if that is the case, glorafilia can hardly be regarded as so out of the ordinary sex perversion, as phonofile. It is best to refer to the varieties of automonous, where Masturbation is used elements of plant origin.

And there, in my opinion, it is a good idea? But there were times where automonous was also seen as a sexual perversion and punished along with bestiality, which, by the way, I had an idea for a new podglavica. They have abused me even was punished long centuries, but to no avail, because life has proven to many (if not all) of its undeniable value. Now, suddenly communication with the plant world in the language of sex really worth it? Suddenly, it will do a number of stately world our medicine and allow for free cure incurable disease, says the man, I was talking about in the beginning? I agree, lie naked before the onset of orgasm in the dew of the tread on new grass, still better than day and night to run to the bow Konovalov and gilding it stick? Damn, even convinced, that this summer will probably try, and that health is something began to play tricks... Okay, it is time to stop these distortions... But, maybe, I will give a detailed assessment of perverted love zhivotnovodov. What I'm going to play tennis, the coach is called, and so... You, the reader, go also. Let him brain be cleared of all the crap, not that...